I'm a Yorkshire lass that goes by the pseudonym Patchwork Absence. Also I love a Chris. That is all I will tell you.
My twitter is @PatchworkMemoirs

28th August 2014

Quote reblogged from So This is My Blog? with 540 notes

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams (Mostly Harmless)

28th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Book Porn with 759 notes

by carasbookishcharms:

Definition Pendants for Bibliophiles from CarasBookishCharms

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28th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from All The What? with 1,101,222 notes

fangirlingoverdemigods:

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

who wouldn’t want this on their dash?

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make your day better you are wrong and you can leave

these are beautiful, here you go wonderful followers. I just died, goodbye

Source: tastefullyoffensive

28th August 2014

Photo reblogged from CAN I FLICK YOUR FACE?! with 333,662 notes

tylertorres:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

I need these lab results.

tylertorres:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

I need these lab results.

Source: awwww-cute

28th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from CAN I FLICK YOUR FACE?! with 252,426 notes

Source: tornadoallie

28th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from CAN I FLICK YOUR FACE?! with 262,844 notes

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28th August 2014

Quote reblogged from Book Porn with 411 notes

If you cannot read all your books…fondle them—-peer into them, let them fall open where they will, read from the first sentence that arrests the eye, set them back on the shelves with your own hands, arrange them on your own plan so that you at least know where they are. Let them be your friends; let them, at any rate, be your acquaintances.
— Winston Churchill (via bookporn)

28th August 2014

Photo reblogged from I've 'Ben Sherlocked' Addict'ed' with 16,352 notes

bump-into-things:

It’s even worse watching this as a gif, because you can see the part of John that dies the closer Sherlock gets to the ground. 

bump-into-things:

It’s even worse watching this as a gif, because you can see the part of John that dies the closer Sherlock gets to the ground. 

Source: bump-into-things

26th August 2014

Photo reblogged from elliegalaxies with 52,608 notes

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26th August 2014

Photo reblogged from elliegalaxies with 117,202 notes

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

Source: awwww-cute

26th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ghost Towns with 105,933 notes

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26th August 2014

Post reblogged from CAN I FLICK YOUR FACE?! with 57,851 notes

What I expect the 12th Doctor to be like

twirliest:

crowley-has-the-phone-box:

Inviting a new companion to join him

image

"Oh my god, Doctor, where are we?"

image

Looking for the TARDIS after losing it on an alien planet 

image

Fighting a Dalek

image

Accidentally creating a paradox that is about to rip a hole in the fabric of Space and Time

image

I have a good feeling about the new Doctor, ladies and gentlemen

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaa

Source: crowley-has-the-phone-box

21st August 2014

Photo

Some more fun in Crusader Kings II.
(This is how much land my friend Captain Tophster had. I had only one independent county in Ireland and was failing to claim another)

Some more fun in Crusader Kings II.

(This is how much land my friend Captain Tophster had. I had only one independent county in Ireland and was failing to claim another)

Tagged: Crusader Kings IIBysantine Funtime

21st August 2014

Post reblogged from The Final Problem with 247 notes

holmeswilliam:

sediment is a physical effect found in the moving tide

Tagged: horrible puns

Source: holmeswilliam

19th August 2014

Photo reblogged from A Sea of Quotes with 7,878 notes

aseaofquotes:

Haruki Murakami, Kafka on Shore

aseaofquotes:

Haruki Murakami, Kafka on Shore